Parody of KE$HA’s ‘Tik Tok’ by Midnight Beast Feat. ST£FAN. LYRICS… Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse Grab my breezer, Im out the door Im gonna be really loud Cuz I dont care who I piss off yeah Im a real big sinner Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner Talking odd
LYRICS by Mark Douglas Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter Im spending every morning with my head in the s**tter Got vomit in my hair But Im way too sick to
LYRICS When I first wore it It felt so right this guy in a cow suit said I looked out of sight My Friend’s comin over They were so suprised Playin like they Never Had Seen My thighs I just can’t describe The Wonderful Feeling That comes along with wearing a thong It just cant
Reacting to complaints that the new iPhone 4 loses signal when it’s held in a certain way, Apple today announced a remedy to a problem that has plagued the company’s trust rank over recent weeks. Ladies and Gentlemen, behold the iHand. Like any Apple product, the iHand is a product that redefines the way we
