Apple Unveils The iHand – The Right Way to Holding Your Phone

Reacting to complaints that the new iPhone 4 loses signal when it’s held in a certain way, Apple today announced a remedy to a problem that has plagued the company’s trust rank over recent weeks.

Ladies and Gentlemen, behold the iHand. Like any Apple product, the iHand is a product that redefines the way we use or in this case, hold our phones. The Swine flu proof synthetic product makes it easy for anyone to get a firm ‘grip’ on their iPhones without having to worry about signal loss when calling 911.

The iHand comes with adjustable fingers to allow you to raise and calibrate its grip or elevation to your ear. It doesn’t even require a manual.The iHand will be available throughout stores for only $69.

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